Happy thanksgiving ya'll! it's also my mother's birthday

tomorrow is black friday--it always sounds really scary by that title but I found out that actually the term 'black' means to make money and prosper the opposite of 'red' which means economically fucked anyway, I gotta get up tomorrow at 4:30 AM to be at work by 5:30 for this happy yet horrific day. Ah retail. Unfortunately I don't think our sales are very good, and people haven't been buying much from us anyway. The problem with black friday is that stores buy gargantuan amounts of product from corporate and if we don't make money, we're gonna be in the red >_>;;

But I digress, I'm hoping we get a lot of sales, because if we do, we employees get more hours.

SPEND SOME MONEY THIS BLACK FRIDAY PEOPLE!!! Stimulate the economy, and help calm this recession. Remember, the more money you spend in stores, the more employees get hours and can pay their rent and buy dog food for their stupid gay border collie